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Mermaid's Ember: Illuminate Your Nights with Ocean Magic.

Alright listen up buttercup You think you know cool Well think again 'cause this thing here This ain't just some product This is a vibe a statement a whole damn mood Imagine the envy the sheer unadulterated jealousy radiating from everyone who doesn't have it This ain't about need This is about want This is about grabbing life by the you-know-whats and saying I got mine So go on treat yourself You deserve it Don't be a square Buy this now You won't regret it Maybe you will But probably not Probably you'll be too busy being awesome to even care